WORK vs. PRISON 1) In Prison – you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At Work – you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. 2) In Prison – you get three meals a day. At Work – you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. 3) In Prison – you get time off for good behavior. At Work – you get more work for good behavior. 4) In Prison – the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At Work – you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. 5) In Prison – you can watch TV and play games. At Work – you get fired for watching TV and playing games. 6) In Prison – you get your own toilet. At Work – you have to share with many others. 7) In Prison – they allow your family and friends to visit. At Work – you can’t even speak to your family on the phone. 8) In Prison – the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. At Work – you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. 9) In Prison – you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. At Work – you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. 10) In Prison – you must deal with sadistic wardens. At Work – they are called MANAGERS!!! Have a great day at workJ | 
